Chuck Norris

Kicking people in the balls can only result in one thing, laughter. It is an activity that never fails to amuse all those who are not being kicked in the balls. The problem with ball kicks though? Besides the obvious unholy pain associated with them if you are the victim. Is that once the victim recovers, they become violent beasts with nothing but blood in mind. So directly after kicking my friend HR in the balls i had the pleasure of high-fiving my face with his shoe. Result, some of my teeth have decided to up and leave my mouth.  At first there was a lot of gasping and screaming and, "Oh God I'm so sorry!". This is not the rock n' roll attitude I want in my life. So i smiled, spit up some teeth, and said, "Yeah but does it look cool?" Seriously folks, get real, oh no your teeth are gone, oh no my head is shaved, oh no this, oh no that. Just keep in mind one little detail about our sad short little lives, according to a) the geological time scale, and b) all major New York glossy magazines our lives are rather meaningless. Enjoy the weekend.